An Introduction to Plato's Philosophy

04 July 2011

I wrote the first few chapters of my book in a variety of different ways. On this page you will find the first two chapters of one of my old discarded experiments, which I think is nevertheless OK and need not go to waste. It's written as a dialogue between Socrates and the reader, but it's very easy to follow and not at all enigmatic, it's supposed to be Socrates for the modern world. It starts with some light hearted banter about "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure", which was a film that featured Socrates and talked about utopia. Some people tell me they enjoy the Bill & Ted example, others complain it's embarrassing and dated. The first chapter is designed to be an easy to read introduction which splits open the readers mind with an axe, in the second chapter I send in the JCB diggers to dismantle his Judeo-Christian foundations and an introduce the selfless resourceful utopian endpoint Socrates described. In the same way that new age doctors talk about the mind-bond-spirit relationship, one of the keys of Ancient Greek philosophy is to think about the sort of individual-society-spirit relationship that makes political philosophy possible. Many friends complained that the second chapter drifts around instead of laying everything out in a structured way like a modern textbook, but Ancient philosophy is way too psychologically complex to be presented in straight lines. For a philosopher style is, at best, simply a necessary evil. At the end of day if the reader says "Holy Cow I get it!" I judge the work a success, if not I judge the work a failure. So style is just a device for sucking the reader in, increasingly his attention span and concentration. For a genius, I think perhaps Plato's enigmatic style is the theoretical optimum, because it makes the reader work so incredibly hard, but Plato's presentation is simply light years ahead of the modern Western attention span, so something much easier is called for.

Anyway, I have now abandoned this casual dialogue format in favour of something even easier to read, but to be honest the problem with philosophy is not the style of authors, rather the minds of readers. I remember, not so long ago, getting stuck reading some of the analysis of poetry in Plato's Protagoras, which is one of his easiest dialogues by the way, and it took me a few days sitting in the garden, reading a couple of paragraphs over and over again, to figure it out. That's what proper philosophy is like, it isn't quick, and it can't be quick. Quick philosophy is like imagining an atheist going to Church one afternoon and coming out a Priest. In theory you can read the bible in a day, but in reality grasping Christianity requires a long personal journey. You need to think about the stories until they move you, philosophy, like religion, is an egotistical challenge and a self-actualizing psychological journey. Take Plato's Apology, for example, which not only describes Socrates as not only the wisest man in Greece, it describes both the masses and the elite as essentially mindless. It's an absolutely shocking claim, if you take what he says seriously it alters your entire perspective. If you read the Apology properly you feel like you just ran into Socrates on the street of Ancient Athens and he ripped you apart in debate and left you shivering in the horrifying realization that you are clueless. Anyway, as I sent my work back and forth to my ten second attention span friends, I tried to make my philosophy as quick as possible! In theory you can read it and wake up, but at the end of the day I don't think that I have ever succeeded in doing much more than scratching the surface of people's minds. Indeed, I don't think the written word is the right way to teach or learn philosophy, it should be by verbal debate.

Writing a book on philosophy is probably a bit like being a French Impressionist painter before Paul Gauguin made Art Nouveau trendy. In his lifetime Vincent van Gogh sold two paintings to his brother, today his sunflowers sell for a hundred million dollars. Modern artists are luckier, everyone is looking for the new artistic genius. But what people don't realise is that the internet isn't enlightening, surfing though an overload of information actually creates a sort of shallow attention deficit like disorder in society. So is the only hope for mankind academia? Imagine being able to interview Paul Gauguin today, how do you think he would explain the fact that he died reviled, yet had so much to offer? I guess Gauguin would blame it first and foremost on the academics, because it was the academics who called him absolutely nothing, yet they knew absolutely nothing themselves. So where is the hope for mankind? Gauguin died friendless, he was inspired by the Japanese, alas even they ignored him. But perhaps his friendless life was also the secret of his genius, because by separating himself completely, he alone could see through the illusions of society. Perhaps the hope for mankind always lies far from the madding crowd.

What a paradoxical world we live in. You can be sitting there in despair tearing you hair out one minute, and suddenly you switch your attention from yourself to the chirping of a bird, and in that moment as you loose yourself the happiness comes flooding in. Socrates said: Be of good cheer, try simply to die better than you were born, and leave the rest to God.


Chapter One

Socrates and the Reader are in conversation. The reader has asked Socrates to teach him about philosophy. After testing the reader’s knowledge, Socrates has decided they should start again, right at the very beginning.

Reader: Socrates, times have changed, please keep it simple!

Socrates: I will do my best, let’s call upon the Gods for help! Oh Zeus, help us to see our way through the many obstacles before us! Oh Aphrodite, help us to feel our way toward the one truth we seek!

And now I will start from the beginning, I won’t assume any prior knowledge of Ancient or Modern philosophy, and I will try to illustrate our ideas with real world examples as frequently and as colourfully as I can.

Let’s begin by talking about the idea of ‘philosophy’ itself.

Tell me: What do you think philosophy is? What is its value to mankind?

R: I think most people would say that philosophy is a dry academic subject with little relevance to real life. To be honest, I think it’s a lot of talk about pointless unanswerable questions. Philosophy has been long since eclipsed by other subjects, such as Physics, Psychology, History, Poetry etc. In summary, I have to say that the value of modern philosophy seems to me to be zero, but I am happy to listen to you try and persuade me otherwise!

S: What a commendable description, in a discussion between friends honesty is welcomed. If you were to disguise your words for the sake of my feelings I might misunderstand you, but with descriptions like this I run no risk!

Your description in fact reminds me of a film I once made. Did you see “Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure” by any chance? If you did, can you remember what it was about?

R: I did see that film Socrates. It was a very silly very funny 1980s American high school comedy. Keanu Reeves played Ted, it was his first big part and I think it launched his career.

Bill and Ted are “metal heads” who come across a time machine and travel back in history collecting famous characters for their high school history project. They pick up Napoleon, Billy the Kid, yourself (whom they call “So-crates”), Genghis Kahn, Joan of Arc, Sigmund Freund, Beethoven and Abraham Lincoln.

Once they have picked up all these famous historical characters, they take them to a shopping mall to experience modern America. Genghis Kahn trashes a sporting goods shop testing out baseball bats, Beethoven improvises to Bon Jovi etc. Eventually Bill and Ted manage to get everyone back to their school for the history project presentation. The characters are brought onto the stage one by one, giving speeches or demos of swordplay etc, it’s a storming success and they pass their exam with flying colours.

S: Remember the film opens in 2688AD. The first scene is set in a futuristic world full of crystals, it’s a utopian society based on peace, love, cleanliness, and heavy metal. This marvellous new world order, we learn, was founded hundreds of years ago by Bill and Ted.

Apparently Bill and Ted went on to start a rock band after finishing high school. Eventually they developed a new musical sound which lifted the consciousness of mankind and united the world. In 2688AD someone from the future decides to pop back in time and help the “Great Ones” complete their high school history project.

R: Didn’t the people from the future have to go back and help Bill and Ted pass their history exam, or the future would turn out very differently?

S: Yes, it seems to me that early writers and filmmakers felt that if ever time travel became possible it would be impossible to change the destiny of mankind. Do you remember a film called “The Time Machine” with Guy Pearce? His fiancée was killed, he tried to go back in time and rescue her but she always died another way. Perhaps the idea here is the Gods control destiny, and you can’t outwit them.

Then it became popular to think about people being able to alter history even in the most outrageous ways. Remember “Back To Future II”? Somebody steals the time travelling Delorean car and gives his teenage self a sports almanac, turning him into the richest man in the world, and creating an alternative tyrannical future. In this model the Gods don’t control fate, if they even exist, and anything is possible.

Now ‘time tautologies’ are fashionable. The future happens because people in the future made it possible, it’s a sort of captivatingly irrational conspiracy theory. The Bill and Ted film takes that angle, as does the famous film “Terminator”. Being a philosopher I find these tautologies frustrating, but lots of people think they add intellectual depth.

So the plot turns on the idea that if Ted fails his history presentation, his father will send him to an Alaskan Military Academy. If this happens Bill and Ted will never be able to start their band and the new consciousness will not develop. So Rufus, a special agent from 2688AD, wearing sunglasses of course, is sent back in time to ensure that Ted does pass his exam. Also, because Ted is failing so badly, he needs an exceptionally successful presentation, and rounding up the most famous people in history guarantees him the highest possible score. The world is apparently headed toward economic chaos, and if Bill and Ted don’t get the new enlightened cosmopolitan philosophy embodied by their music off the ground, the world will become a violent fascist tyranny.

R: Yes, I remember noticing that it wasn’t the Blade Runner or Robocop vision of futuristic filth, chaos and anarchy. In both these films capitalism had turned into tyrannical monopoly, and society revolved around it like rats on a ship. Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure instead featured the idealistic vision of cleanliness, harmony and cohesion. One line really summed it up for me: “The future’s so bright even the dirt is clean!”

So Bill and Ted were really the Alexander the Greats of 21st Century. Except they conquered the world with heavy metal not Macedonian armies!

S: Well I don’t know how much you can remember about Ancient Greek philosophy, but politics was one of my specialities. I was a utopian idealist too, in fact one of my students, a chap called Aristotle, taught Alexander the Great. So one night I was at the bar with the cast trying to persuade the director to think about philosophy.

You can’t imagine what it’s like when you make movies. You rock up in some small town and everybody and their aunt comes out to have a look. You go for a night out at the local bar, for you it’s just a drink, but for the locals it’s the most important thing that ever hit their town. Security are under instructions to admit only the prettiest girls, Bill and Ted have their guitars out. Nothing is too outrageous, the top people feel like Gods, and there is a never ending supply of people happy to worship them or submit to them.

As you can imagine, it’s pretty hard to have a conversation about philosophy in this kind of atmosphere. Nevertheless, one night the Gods were on my side and I managed to hold everyone’s attention for at least five minutes.

I asked the director what he though philosophy was. He smiled at me in a mischievous way and began telling me a story. He said that when he was at university he had three friends. One was an artist, another a physicist, another a philosopher. He said on nights out the artist drank, the physicist paid, and the philosopher drove everyone nuts by asking them if there ‘really were’ any drinks on the table.

Eventually they gave their philosopher friend an ultimatum: find something useful to do or ‘bugger off’. So he tried to master the art of persuading waitresses that the bill doesn’t exist- but he failed and was never seen of again.

When the director had finished telling this story everyone fell about laughing. Then Bill said: “Face it So-crates, no one cares about your theory of Forms”. To which Ted said: “Haha, lets do a whole scene on ‘Is there a Form for Dirt?’”.

R: Poor old Socrates, at least you are getting lots of ‘screen time’ in this book.

S: Yes, but is anyone paying attention? Anyway let me go on with the story.

There was, working with us, an old hippy cameraman called Bertie. He had studied philosophy at university in his youth, and he took considerable offence to all these jokes.

The conversation carried on as follows:

Bertie: Don’t you knuckle heads realize that Isaac Newton was a philosopher? Newton’s work was called “The Mathematical Principles Of Natural Philosophy”. Do you think that Isaac Newton was a fool?

Bill: Sorry dude, I guess Newton was OK.

Ted: Didn’t Newton try to turn lead into gold?

Bertie: No Ted, he was a Neo-Platonist Rosicrucian mystic, turning lead to gold was just a metaphor for spiritual enlightenment.

But look guys, what I am saying is that as soon as definite knowledge concerning any subject becomes possible, it stops being philosophy and becomes a separate science. So the laws of mechanics are no longer part of philosophy. Likewise long ago Immanuel Kant and other philosophers studied the human mind, but now the human mind is left to psychologists. So to make fun of philosophers is to ignore the fact that one day they might stumble onto the next big thing.

S: At this point in the conversation Bertie looked around. He was clearly having an impact but there was still a lot of doubt in the air. So Bertie sort of nodded his head in a meaningful way and took out this long rolled up cigarette. He lit it, took a deep breath, and looked his opposition in the eye. The conversation continued:

Bertie: Imagine philosophy as the study of dust. If you look hard enough you will find dust everywhere, all things are covered in a layer of dust. Philosophers peer into this dust and see things, like bits of insect or human flesh. But then they find more dust on top of these things, and as they go deeper and deeper the dust keeps on shrinking, the layer they study gets smaller and smaller.

Haven’t you heard that many medicines are discovered by testing the chemicals in soil samples, because dirt contains so many things. Likewise many secrets of the universe are hidden in dust.

But it’s not just what they find in the dust that makes philosophy worthwhile. The greatest benefit of philosophy is the effect that studying this disappearing dust has on the people who study it.

Philosophers develop a new way of thinking, a way of thinking that spreads through society like ink through water, from the philosophers to the people around them, and from them to others, and so on.

To understand this sacred fruit of philosophical thinking, you have to imagine all the people in the world who study real things instead of dust. Now you might say to study real things is to know useful things and to be able to do useful things, but for every positive there is a negative.

Those who live in the world of concrete loose their wings and grow strong legs that keep them planted on the ground. To maintain balance a certain proportion of society needs give up on practical things and live free.

To study dust is to elevate what doesn’t matter over what does matter, and learn that what doesn’t matter doesn’t exist, nor can be known. The student of dust frees himself from tradition, from convention, from opinion, and from all other worldly things. In the philosopher you find an open mind, a mind without dogma, a mind with detachment.

We need such men in society, so do not denigrate the study of dust, its value is in its non-existence and intractability, so though it is invisible it is also magical.

Bill: Dude, I heave heard many things, but nothing as bodacious as this. Be excellent, party on, and long live the study of magical disappearing dust!

Ted: Why do we need to study dust to know nothing? That’s me already! For anyone else, why don’t they just get a hold of some of that stuff that Bertie’s smoking?

S: And so the conversation went. After Bertie’s magnificent speech I couldn’t get a world in edgeways. Everyone went on and on about dust, and dirt, and sand, and any other small thing they could think of. Did you notice the only speech I got to do in the film was about dust?!

R: Socrates you sound as if you don’t approve. Are you suggesting Bertie is wrong? Are you suggesting that philosophy is any more than a journey into disappearing dust? Are you suggesting that, leaving aside new scientific genres like Newtonian Physics, the fruit of philosophy is any more than the journey itself? Are you suggesting that the observations philosophers make might have some practical value?

S: Well I like the idea the idea of philosophy as a journey away from dogma, but unlike Bertie I believe philosophy can answer important questions about human life. In fact, Bertie is what I used to call a “Sophist”, my entire life was devoted to disproving sophist philosophers and reawakening idealism. Let me give you an example of the sort of thing I think philosophy is:

Bill and Ted supposedly changed the world by developing a new musical form, whereas Alexander The Great employed armies. But I am not a historian who focuses on whether or not the struggle between the Puritans and the Catholics was won by Puritan music or Puritan armies. Instead I am a philosopher interested in the ideas behind the opposing tunes or visions. I like to think about the question: What was the difference between Puritan and Catholic psychology, and which one was more in harmony with human needs at the time in question?

The Puritans began triumphing over the Catholics in the early 1600s. Now in the run up to the 1600s world population had recovered to pre-plague levels. Increasing population strained food supply, and the Mini Medieval Ice Age only compounded the problem. If you look back at history you see a great number of famines across the world at this time. One particularly bad famine in Russia wiped out a third of the population.

Now Saint Francis of Assisi articulated a very passive vision of Christianity, he threw off his clothes and begged for scraps of food, he learned to make the most of what he had rather than seek more. He was not at all corrupt, his vision was genuinely spiritual; but the idea of personal surrender conflicted with the prevailing challenges of life, man needed a more aggressive approach to survive; and the Catholic Church became increasingly torn apart by doubt, cynicism and corruption. Out of this vacuum the Protestants emerged, they built a whole new vision of Christianity which revolved around hard working communal triumph against adversity. Historians have noticed that the countries which embraced puritan ideas became more successful economically than their Catholic fellows. In fact, this contrast is still evident today.

Now Bertie would say that neither Saint Francis of Assisi, nor Martin Luther were right, truth is unknowable. But an Ancient Greek or Eastern Philosopher looks at it differently. We say that Saint Francis of Assisi and Martin Luther's viewpoints are not unknowable, they are psychological perspectives that can be broken down into various elements. In fact, for people who have learnt to break down viewpoints, it's immediately obvious that Saint Francis of Assisi and Martin Luther are in fact sort of yin and yang forms of Christianity. Perhaps even now, before you have even begun studying philosophy, you can, if you concentrate, pick up upon this basic observation?

R: Socrates perhaps I can. I think I can vaguely see that Saint Francis of Assisi is passive, and Martin Luther is active. That they are two forms of some sort of yin yang like duality.

S: Good, in that case you have already advanced beyond Bertie, you are beginning to grasp basics of philosohpy. Now notice that neither of these alternative psychological perspectives is better or worse that the other in of itself. For a prisoner or slave Saint Francis of Assisi's idea of appreciating what you have works, for a colonizer Martin Luther's idea works.

In a sense then, for those who believe there is such as thing as a true way of being, philosophy begins by learning that truth exists not in being but instead in becoming, truth exists only in a functional sense. Charles Sanderson Pierce, a 20th Century American mathematician who studied Ancient Greek Philosophy, invented the word "pragmatism" to convey this idea. Today pragmatism is often described as the vital different between Eastern and Western philosophy. In the West politicians fight about what is right and wrong in a sort of timeless way, they try to hook voters with emotional messages. In China the politicians scratch their heads and say there is no right and wrong, what are these crazy people talking about? Truth can't be hooked, it must be netted!

R: Ah, so that's why you, Socrates, claimed to know nothing, yet still answered many things.

S: Yes that's pragmatism. Now let's try to go a little further still. Philosophy becomes a sort of complex multifaceted psychological game. For example, Plato's Symposium begins with four speeches about the nature of love from four different perspectives. If you are totally unfamiliar with his work it all just washes over you or sounds absurd, you need to dig down behind what he is saying and extract all the concepts. The philosophy is as much about the difference between the speeches as it is the content of the speeches themselves. Plato is full of hints or jokes to guide the reader. Think of his work as like a brilliant play or film filled with meaningful coincidences. For example in Plato's Symposium Aritophanes has the hiccups because he is represents the 'Air Principle' and the the speeches were called for in the wrong order. He cures the hiccups by sneezing, because hiccups and sneezing are opposite side of the duality, and the last speakers has just been talking about how balancing psychological energies is critical to health etc. If you weren't concentrating the comments about hiccups would just fly by as a sort of meaningless background radiation event. Plato don't flag anything, he makes the reader work extremely hard.

So philosophy is not what people sometimes call "Cartesian logic", it's all about what people today sometimes call "aesthetic paradoxes". But philosophy is not unjustified divine inspiration or intuition etc, it's really a sort of highly advanced psychological mathematics which has yet to be properly formalised. In Plato's Parmenides, for example, much of the dialogue is organized into sections which take perfectly opposite viewpoints, and then drill down to prove each position self-contradictory. Some Western philosophers get so confused by the dialogue they think the whole thing is a joke designed to demonstrate the uselessness of philosophy, but of course it's just a very detailed and abstract demonstration of an important duality at work.

Reading Plato takes a great deal skill, think of it as the philosophical equivalent of the Bible. It's a work one should devote one's life to, reading a few pages each night, taking notes, thinking about the ideas all day. Even the seemly simplest dialogues are extremely profound, over the years ones understanding evolves. In this little book our goal is just to open your mind to the sort of basic philosophical perspective readers of Plato need to begin.

R: How do your arch enemies the sophists fit into all this?

S: The sophist is not pragmatic, he rejects the concept of wisdom completely and says whatever is, is a truth unto itself. The sophist is a sort of zealot who has lost his faith in his primitive religion and transferred it to whatever he feels inside himself. He says its OK to be whatever you like, he doesn't say you must analyse what you are not, and try to become what is for the best. His faith in his own urges leads him ever deeper into himself, into darkness not light. As he surrenders to his impulses, he becomes an increasingly blinded brutish slave of his lower nature, a tyrannical monster of abrupt emotion and instinct.

Don't worry if this all sounds terrible complicated, we will return to it. Anyway, you can probably sense what I am saying, the sophists are like teenagers who have discarded the moral intuitions of their parents, but have not yet evolved a more advanced understanding of human life. The sophists are not wise, they are extremely dangerous creatures degenerating in a vicious circle, and they will destroy the world if their descent goes unchecked.

R: Goodness, this all sounds terribly dangerous.

S: In Ancient Greece there was a time when man believed in religion, but gradually it went out of fashion, especially in Ancient Athens. A sort of sophist like post modern nihilism took hold of society, and Ancient Greece began failing socially, politically and economically.

Some people said that there is no justice except the interest of the stronger. As time progressed, a poor traveller could find himself on a lonely road, and if he came across an isolated tavern, the inn keeper would take a careful look at him, and decide how much money he has, and how hungry he is, and charge accordingly. There was no justice except what the inn keeper could get away with, nor fair price except what the market would bare.

Other people focused on throwing off cultural taboos and traditions and embracing individual freedom. As time progressed, theatre goers gave up on Homer and Sophocles, and playwrights such as Aristophanes lampooned idealism. The Athenians stopped thinking of sexual promiscuity as shameful and homosexuality was flaunted. In Plato's Laws homosexuality is described as a dangerous activity that creates a powerful lust in individuals and is better outlawed. Both I, and my students Plato and Aristotle, were appalled not enthralled by the transformations taking place in Ancient Greek culture.

In Plato's Republic I describe Athenian democracy as a place in which the minds of the citizens became so sensitive that the least vestige of restraint was resented as intolerable, till finally, in their determination to have no master they came disregard all laws written or unwritten. So the Athenian search for freedom turned in on itself, men became veritable slaves to their most primitive urges, and philosophers who spoke about justice and virtue were ridiculed or done away with.

The city state of Athens had once prided itself on puritan values and intellectual and aesthetic idealism. Yet it began subjugating neighbouring states in increasingly unjust ways, its great wealth and power was built on the exploitation of its neighbours. The Athenians lost their stomach for hand to hand combat and ran their empire with mercenary armies. When states rebelled Athenian democracy would vote on what to do. Shall we punish them by turning them into slaves, or just ethnically cleanse the entire territory? Your modern world knows little of war and chaos, how to treat dangerous or failing states is extremely challenging, democracy couldn't cope. Decision making became as chaotic as it was unjust.

Eventually the very fabric of Athenian society unravelled in individualism, materialism, hedonism, naivety, violence and other social ills. Athenian intellectuals such as myself were horrified by the decline and although I criticised Sparta for its traditionalism, all good men idealized Sparta's courage, lack of materialism and cohesive idealism. Sparta was not a populist democracy, screened candidates were elected for life on the basis of their perceived virtue, so policymaking didn't slavishly follow public opinion. The Oracle at Delphi predicted the destruction of Athens by Sparta, and said the Gods will rejoice when Athens falls. Despite the prediction Athens went to war with Sparta, and in a terrible thirty year conflict the likes of which the Greek world had never known before, Athens lost.

Historians today like to imagine Ancient Athens in 430BC as the height of Ancient Greek civilization, but Sodom and Gomorrah is a more sensible image. Nor was Athens famous for philosophers, at least before myself. Great philosophers are often born in stony ground just before the flood. So it was with me.

The famous Ancient Greek sophist called Protagoras said:

(1) There is no truth

(2) Even if there is truth, it can not be known

(3) Even if it can be known, it can not be communicated

(4) Even if it can be communicated, there is no incentive to do so.

But if this were true there would be no love, nor feeling of love, nor word for love, nor reason to love. Yet is not the wise man one who is more aware of love, more able to communicate it, and more devoted to communicating it? Do you not see this absurd sophist nihilism is the philosophy of the beast, the very antithesis of human evolution?

Born into the failing society of Athens and thinking about all this, I realized that the reason people believed in all these things was individualism. These ideas allowed the anarcho-capitalist materialists to get away with whatever they liked, no matter how unjust. These ideas protected the liberal anarchists from insecurity, because they could believe whatever they liked, no matter how absurd or offensive, and no one could call them wrong.

R: So you built a new idealistic philosophy?

S: That right, I turned the philosophy of dust on its head, I built a philosophy of not the least importance, but rather the most importance! Aristotle kindly credited me with killing Sophist philosophy stone dead, he said I was the first really successful philosopher of object thought, meaning the first philosopher who used communicable understanding to analyze human nature and rigorously answer moral dilemmas and other human issues.

R: Oh dear, now you want me to feel insecure because I know nothing about the most important subject in the world.

S: Well you don’t need to- because even though it is the most important subject in the world, the very pursuit and cultivation of wisdom (or what Eastern mystics call enlightenment), no one knows anything about it!

R: That’s impossible, if everyone is ignorant of the most important stuff in the world how could anyone function?

S: Do you think that when a cat hunts it understands what it is doing?

R: No, it hunts by instinct when it is hungry and it sees prey.

S: And human beings can do all sorts of marvellous things too. They are a lot smarter than cats, but do they have any idea what they are actually doing here?

R: No, I guess not. Such things are said to be unknowable.

S: They are not unknowable, they are just said to be unknowable. Human life is the evolution toward figuring such things out.

R: Well Socrates you were kicking around the world two and half thousand years ago, and your student Plato wrote a great big book about all your ideas. I personally haven’t spent much time reading it, but if you wrote all this down how come you are not the world’s most famous person?

S: Alfred North Whitehead is arguably the most famous 20th Century Platonist Philosopher. Whitehead famously said that all modern Western philosophy consists of no more than “a series of footnotes to Plato”. Yet he also said that the basic scheme of thought underlying Plato’s work remains a mystery, how Plato arrived at the ideas scatted across his pages remains an enigma.

Now in this book we will set out the basic scheme again in a more contemporary fashion, and hopefully this time you will get it.

R: You are asking me to seriously believe that all philosophy since you and your student Plato is a just series of footnotes to your ideas?

S: And a most trivial set of footnotes at that! As we will see later in this book, modern philosophers don’t understand even the concept of utility. Plato opens with a utilitarian definition of government legitimacy in his Laws. But then he points out that definitions of utility such as economic growth, material contentment, or military power are all flawed. They are only imperfectly, and certainly not monotonically, correlated with the real concept of utility. The true measure of utility, the true target of government, which government must aim at “like an archer”, is very different indeed.

Now many people today say that science and ethics are irreconcilable, so utilitarianism is impossible and government must transcend reason. But I bring together what you call ‘beauty’ and ‘reason’, solving your famous dilemma between ethics and science. Without this realization philosophy can not even begin, yet modern philosophers have no idea what either beauty or reason are, nor how they are connected.

R: This is too radical!

S: Yes Platonist philosophy is radical. It open’s with Plato’s Apology, a dialogue which described me, Socrates, as the wisest man in Greece. Plato describes me as a Philosopher King, a person whose God like understanding has made him perfectly principled and perfectly devoted to communal good, a person who has conquered all human weakness and individualism, a person who lives in a state of enlightened bliss.

Forget everything Bertie told you about philosophy. Think of me, Socrates, as the Jesus or Buddha of Ancient Greece, a world saviour with a new vision of human life, politics and God, not a stuffy old academic who studied dust! After the Apology students of Plato should move onto the Phaedo, a dialogue which contains one of my many proofs of the existence of God.

Plato's Symposium describes the words of Socrates as like the hallow statues of the prophet Silenius... At first they strike you as ridiculous, he is always talking about pack asses, blacksmiths, cobblers, tanners etc; he's always making the same tired old points in the same tired old words. If you are foolish, or simply unfamiliar with his words, you find it impossible not to laugh at his arguments. But if you see them when they open up like the statues, if you go behind the surface; you'll realize that no other arguments make any other sense, that they are worthy of a God, and of the greatest importance to anyone who wants to become a good man.

Modern philosophers steeped in relativism and scepticism fail to understand Plato because they fail to open their mind to the vastness of his vision, they refuse to open the statues because to do so is an egotistical challenge to their sophist relativism. Plato is enigmatic, partly because the subject matter is challengingly abstract, demanding a less straight line approach, and also because it contains dangerous ideas which could destabilize society and which are consequently hidden from unsophisticated eyes. Nevertheless it is not as challenging as Alfred North Whitehead claims, the basic problem with the modern world is that abstract thinking is still in its infancy.

Look even Immanuel Kant, a famous German philosopher by the way, said that philosophy begins with an understanding of the human mind. Kant made some observations, which he probably took from Plato, the world rejected them, and the subject was dropped. Today the study of the human mind is left to psychologists, but psychology has not answered this question. Immanuel Kant was not wrong, your modern world has not even started studying philosophy.

Real philosophy has been hovering in the background, written up in Ancient Greek, passed down through history, waiting patiently for you to understand it, now your time has come!

R: What about the Chinese Sages?

S: Yes they were in another league. But Ancient Chinese philosophy is not understood today, not even in China, nor has it been properly preserved and passed down through history. Its paradoxical format also makes it virtually impossible to study without a living master.

R: But our society has evolved, we have developed marvellous new technologies, you didn’t have iPads in Ancient Greece or Ancient China!

S: Ah, you have forgotten the mythic story of Prometheus who was punished by the Gods for unleashing the trinity of intelligence into humanity. He was punished because the exercise of intelligence can cause human wisdom to regress. Haven’t you heard of unwise scientists, or unwise poets, or unwise designers? The iPad is not a medallion denoting wisdom.

R: Is there any proof of all this?

S: The best proof comes of course by understanding my philosophy. But it’s easy enough to give a logical empirical proof of the regression of human wisdom, even to those without any philosophical understanding.

R: Amazing, please elaborate!

S: All we have to do is prove that people in past were far wiser about human nature than today. Don’t you think that’s obvious?

R: No, modern psychologists claim to understand human nature better than everyone in the past. It’s not just about medicating people, they claim other stuff as well.

S: Well modern psychologists don’t exist in a vacuum. If they understand human nature better than everyone in the past it must have rubbed off on modern writers. But do you really think any modern writer can hold a candle up to Shakespeare’s understanding of human nature?

R: Probably not.

S: What about Mozart, is his music far in advance of all modern composition?

R: That’s true, but I am not sure how beauty and wisdom are connected.

S: Well let me give you a really simple example. Clearly men and women have different outlooks on life. This statement has nothing to do with superiority or inferiority, it is just a simple factual acknowledgement of a psychological difference. It is not important in this discussion what the difference between men and women actually is, all we need to comprehend is that there is a difference. Do you agree?

R: Of course, just pick up a copy of “Men are Mars and Women are from Venus”.

S: Are men and women different because of biology or socialization? I mean if we took a new born boy and girl, and put them into separate cages, and fed them mechanically, and came back after a few years, would they still betray fundamental psychological sexual characteristics, or is what makes boy and girl psychology all down to the way we bring them up.

R: Of course they would be different. Boys are full of testosterone, we know that when body builders inject themselves with these hormones they act differently. It increases sex drive and levels of aggression etc. It doesn’t stop there, brain scans show men a women have different shaped brains etc. The differences are biological.

S: What if you didn’t have access to that scientific data. If we went back in time before that data was known. Your argument no longer exists, does that mean you wouldn’t know?

R: No Socrates. It’s obvious that women and men are psychologically different biologically. Look I have two cats, one male and one female. I didn’t dress them differently, but I can tell you the boy is always fighting and the girl prefers to sit on my lap in the kitchen!

S: Is there any other way apart from looking at the animal kingdom.

R: I think the fact of a biological psychological difference between men and women is obvious, maybe you can see it just by looking at them. Boys are biologically frogs and snails and girls are biologically sugar and spice, you would have to have Asperger's Syndrome to claim differently.

S: Yet during the 1970s the so called great minds of Western psychology, biology and philosophy became concerned with the reason for the difference between the sexes. Two points of view were espoused: one group claimed the difference was biological, the other group claimed the difference was sociological.

By the end of the 1970s the nurture viewpoint was not just mainstream, anyone who dared to rejected it was virtually branded a fascist.

Western psychology honestly and completely believed that women are feminine and men are masculine because of their upbringing, not their biology. This was the universally accepted viewpoint of Western academia. They retained this viewpoint until the discovery, in the 1980s, of hormonal influences on psychology.

R: It is insane, but they wanted to believe it for political reasons.

S: Yes, of course, they wanted to believe it because it gave them pleasure to believe it, and they just gave into themselves. But what you are saying is that politically correct ideology turned the intellectuals of the day into Asperger's Syndrome robots.

R: Yes I see that.

S: But it wasn’t just the academics who believed this insanity, they convinced almost the entire population. There was hardly a person in the world who screamed “the emperor’s got no clothes!”

R: So we have become a world of zombies.

S: Now imagine the Chinese sage, how does he compare with Western academics?

According to Chinese Astrology human development follows a surprising cycle. For example, 2010 was the year of tiger, a year in which powerful ideologies clash. The next year, 2011, is the year of the rabbit, a time of shifting alliances based on the outcome of the previous years challenges.

I have been studying modern current affairs on my heavenly iPad, and in case you are not aware of it 2010 was a seminal year. In Ancient Greece when I was a philosopher liberal individualistic Athens was destroyed by the idealistic disciplined Spartans, in 2010 the theme is, of course, America and China.

In early 2010 the widely respected historian Niall Ferguson wrote an article saying: "I am trying to remember now where it was, and when it was, that it hit me. Was it during my first walk along the Bund in Shanghai in 2005? Was it amid the smog and dust of Chonqing, listening to a local Communist party official describe a vast mound of rubble as the future financial centre of south-west China? That was last year, and somehow it impressed me more than all the synchronised razzamatazz of the Olympic opening ceremony in Beijing. Or was it at Carnegie Hall only last month, as I sat mesmerised by the music of Angel Lam, the dazzlingly gifted young Chinese composer who personifies the Orientalisation of classical music? I think maybe it was only then that I really got the point about this decade, just as it was drawing to a close: that we are living through the end of 500 years of western ascendancy."

So as it happens, not only was 2010 the year America lost an ideological war with China, 2011 is shaping up as the year a humiliated America begins loosing allies en masse (Eg in the Middle East).

This is not a proof of Chinese Astrology, but imagine for a moment that this theory was true, or some similar such theory. Now can you comprehend of the degree of insight into human nature it would have taken to form this theory? School teachers looking out at their kids might feel every year has a different personality, but to work it all out and put it all together is a monumental achievement. This is a level of awareness than leaves even Shakespeare in the dust.

Now compare this incredible sensitivity with the 1970s academics who debated whether or not men and women are different by nature or nurture.

Do you see, if Chinese Astrology were true, the scale of modern regression is utterly and completely staggering?

R: This idea of a regression in wisdom is an amazing theory.

S: It is not a theory! I just gave you an empirical proof of it with the 1970s nature vs nurture debate. If you can turn a blind eye even to empirical logic, how will you fair with the complexities to come?

R: What about our religions?

S: Suppose this thing I call philosophy exists, what kind of questions can it answer?

R: Ultimately even questions about the meaning of life.

S: And which profession needs these answers most of all?

R: Religion?

S: And what is the function of this religion?

R: To tell us how to lead better lives.

S: And what would that achieve?

R: It would build a better world.

S: And who is in charge of the world?

R: The politicians.

S: Then why are politics and religion separate?

R: Well the Christian religion teaches “turn the other cheek” and “all men are equal” and “love thy neighbour”. But these ideas don’t actually work in practice, they don’t meet the needs of politicians. If we took them seriously we would build a socialist utopia, and the Communists proved that doesn’t work.

S: Which means?

R: That the Christian religion doesn’t actually know much about ethics at least in practice.

S: So their claim to wisdom is?

R: Basically false.

S: And not just basically false, we see over the course of this book that Christian philosophy is in fact hopelessly false.

But this point about political failure is a critical one. All true philosophers, such as myself and Confucius, were masters of politics. The hardest questions are political questions, anyone who claims to be wise but can not answer the life and death dilemmas of politics is lying.

R: So this book is about politics as much as philosophy?

S: The two are inseparable.

R: So Socrates you are here to try again? It’s the same goal as Bill and Ted, but you will teach us by words instead of heavy metal? You are going to enlighten us and make our world into a paradise?

S: That’s the plan.


Chapter Two

Socrates: Tell me, what jumps into your mind when someone says Eastern Philosophy.

Reader: How about reincarnation. Did you guys believe in that?

S: Absolutely, historians believe that the theory of reincarnation took off in India and Ancient Greece more or less simultaneously during the sixth century BC. Plato mentions reincarnation on many occasions, for example the “Myth of Er”, which appears at the very end of Plato’s Republic, describes what you would call today a “near death experience”. A soldier presumed to have been killed in battle suddenly reawakens moments before his body is cremated. He then describes his journey in the afterlife, including heavenly planes, reincarnation, karma etc.

One of Plato’s best descriptions of reincarnation is found in his Phaedo. He describes the physical world, or mortal world, as a sort of prison or school into which we are born, and to which we return after death. At death we leave the body and go up above the earth, we see the earth from space as a beautiful spherical ball of three colours, and we meet our personal guide who is a spirit who has been assigned to look after us. He takes us to be judged, then we spend time in the heavenly worlds before eventually returning to earth. Those who are deemed to have led an extremely pious life no longer need to reincarnate on Earth. Those who have purified themselves sufficiently by the study of philosophy go onto an even finer heavenly level. Man should repeat to himself like an incantation: I am a spiritual being, bodily pleasure and ornamentation are of no concern and may do more harm than good, let me be of good cheer and remember that true pleasure is simply dieing better than I was born.

R: But what about Hades? I though the Ancient Greeks believed in crazy legends and worshiped Dionysus the God of Wine. The history books I read didn’t mention reincarnation or new age ideas, they had stories about murderous Gods and wooden horses.

S: Sure we once had our traditional beliefs, but our thinking evolved. All civilizations evolve, you can’t judge a civilization by its ancient myths!

Think about the evolution of thinking in your modern Western world. In the very early days the Christian mystics didn’t have a complicated belief system, they were just inspired by God. Then Christian philosophy began solidifying and the gospel developed. Today the Christian gospel is regarded as allegorical by average men, but your intellectuals have long since called Christian philosophy completely absurd. For example, Friedrich Nietzsche said the idea of loving Shepherd God died with Darwinian’s Theory of Evolution, the world is built on pain, and pain is what makes us stronger. If God exists he or it is as heartless as evolution.

You mention Dionysus the God of Wine, and it does sound silly to modern ears to associate religion and wine. But even these very early ideas were not, in fact, as silly as you think. Early mystics believed in untrammelled divine inspiration, intoxication is a way to describe that process. The very early Dionysians were pretty raw, they danced around naked in moonlight etc. But I don’t think they were, in fact, so far from the spirit of early Christianity, or even your 1960s hippy flower power movement. Of course capitalists call hippies soft in the head and the heart, and things did evolve. The Dionysian religion became increasingly traditional, then puritanical.

Then, in the sixty century BC, Ancient Greek thinking underwent a dramatic sea change. The philosophy of Orphism replaced Dionysianism, it taught precisely the sort of very dry intellectual detachment you today associated with Zen Buddhism or Confucianism.

R: So Socratic and Platonic philosophy is in the more Eastern like Orphic tradition, not the earlier Dionysian tradition. And the history books I read don’t reflect the evolution of Ancient Greek thinking, they just pick up on earlier stuff.

S: That’s right.

R: But many people today would say that reincarnation is just as silly as heaven and hell, it’s all a lot of superstition.

S: In the Phaedo Plato writes: “No sensible man would insist that these things are as I have described them, but I think it is fitting for a man to risk the belief that this, or something like this, is true”.

In other words reincarnation is what your scientists would call a model, or what your film directors would call a meaningful story. Sensible men don’t get dogmatic about reincarnation, but it’s an interesting concept which seems to have a lot of useful implications inside it.

R: Like what?

S: Well what’s the biggest question in philosophy?

R: I guess how to be happy.

S: Yes, and reincarnation offers insights into what that might mean. For example, reincarnation agues that there is a thing called ‘wisdom’, and the pursuit and cultivation of wisdom is the real source of human happiness.

R: Ah the old mystic’s idea that money doesn’t really make us happy, that there is something more, that true happiness is found in enlightenment. It’s the sort of metaphysical equivalent of the mountain climber who says real joy is climbing not a warm bed and a full belly. It sounds marvellous, but most of us find mountain climbing extremely painful and get our thrills watching other people do it on TV.

S: Exactly, reincarnation claims that what the soul really craves is challenge and growth. Mindless television is not fulfilling, inside every couch potato is a soul desperately trying to escape. At first the lessons are gentle, but the more stubborn the couch potato the more brutally the soul pushes, it will kill him if it has to.

R: Terrifying! The world is full of couch potatoes slowly going mad.

S: It’s what you call karma, but from looked at, so to speak, from inside out, not outside in.

R: Hum, I will think about that.

S: Fine, so in this chapter let’s talk about the idea of reincarnation in the broadest possible way. We will consider it from both the individual and social point of view, building a model that works both individually and politically. So the end result is happiness everywhere.

R: Yes, I see how that fits in with the point you made in the first chapter. You said that any religion or philosophy that cannot answer the ethical dilemmas of society is not genuine. So it’s not just about reincarnation, it’s about utopia. You need a model of happiness that works at all levels.

But it sounds to me as if you are presupposing the existence of a God who has nicely designed a world in which happiness is possible. Capitalists, for example, believe in endless pain and struggle not happy utopia.

S: Come now, even Bill and Ted believed in idealism.

R: Yes I suppose everyone dreams of utopia, but I find it hard to reconcile with stories of Ancient Greece. Didn’t you guys keep slaves?

S: In Plato’s Laws it says anyone who keeps slaves should get up earlier than his slaves, should go to bed later than his slaves, and should work harder than his slaves. Think of slavery as no more than adults caring for children. Furthermore, laws which are not established for the good of the whole state are bogus laws, and when they favour particular sections of the community, their authors are not citizens but party-men... those who make genuine laws are usually referred to as 'rulers', but I call them 'servants', not to mint a new expression, but because I believe the success or failure of the state hinges on this point more than any other...

R: I get the idea, a man who keeps slaves is a servant not a ruler. But a servant to whom, the slaves themselves or society in general?

Sparta, for example was so popular with Greek intellectuals, even Athenians such as yourself, that even invented a world for it - Laconophilia – love of Sparta! Since the 1940s, however, Sparta has gone right out of fashion- it reminds us of violent nationalism.

Today Laconophilia is confined to film directors. They love retelling the story of “The 300 Spartans”, the most fearless, most self sacrificing, most disciplined, most idealistic warriors that ever lived, blah, blah, blah.

But for all this wonderful talk the Spartans didn’t treat their slaves well, they called them “herlots”, and ritually mistreated, humiliated and even slaughtered them! I hope Sparta is not your vision of utopia!

S: You forget the huge military challenges Ancient Greek city states faced, you have never needed to fight for your country in hand to hand combat. Sparta can not be easily understood by people today because people today know no hardship. Nor can Sparta be compared with Hitler and Mao, it was the antithesis of naive revolutionary populism.

Nevertheless, whilst many philosophers have admired the Spartans for their communal idealism, I, for one, criticised them for traditionalism and nationalism. My philosophical message wasn’t just for the Athenians, it was the Spartans too. Alas Sparta failed to reform, it remained insular, and the real flowering of Ancient Greek utopian philosophy only occurred under Alexander.

Alexander wasn’t traditional and nationalistic, he was cosmopolitan. Alexander's speech at Opis in 324 BC, otherwise known as Alexander's Oath, given about one year before his death, testifies to his cosmopolitan idealism. The main points which he made in this speech are as follows:

• Now that the wars are over, I wish you to find happiness through peace.

• May all mortals live from now on in harmony, as one nation, for the sake of common prosperity.

• Consider the world as your country, with common laws, governed by men of merit, regardless of race.

• I do not distinguish between Greeks and barbarians, as do the narrow-minded.

• I am not interested in the country or race of origin of people.

• I distinguish people only according to their virtues.

• I wish you to be my partners and not just members of our commonwealth.

Of course in reality Alexander’s cosmopolitan empire crumbled after his death. He didn’t build these ideas into society, most other Greeks considered foreigners to be barbarians and treated them as such, and a few years later they paid for their lack of idealism by becoming Roman slaves. Also, Alexander was himself an impetuous youth who took Aristotle’s ideas and bit off far more than he could chew. Nevertheless, it was an inspiring moment in world history.

R: To be honest, I don’t think democracy today would go for cosmopolitan. The idea of sharing all one’s natural resources and rights with the world at large sounds pretty un-sellable.

But it’s very interesting to think about these theoretical endpoints of human evolution. I used to think of reincarnation from a purely individual perspective, not from a social perspective as well.

But what about the fact that people don’t remember their past lives? If you don’t remember something it doesn’t make a difference to you, so even if reincarnation existed it would not matter, making it a pointless theory.

S: If you don’t remember something it doesn’t make a difference to you- that’s a funny idea! Come now, they say that most people can’t remember anything before they were four. Shall we then keep our children in sound proof boxes, and cut out all the mess and hard work of childcare! Do you think it would make no difference to them? Do you really think what we can’t remember has no effect on us? Haven’t you heard of the unconscious mind, the idea that our conscious thought processes and memory are just the tip of the iceberg!

R: Sorry Socrates, that was a silly complaint.

S: In fact, as the Phaedo describes, one of the intuitive reasons to believe in reincarnation is that the “Tabula rasa”, or “blank slate” idea is as absurd as the idea we talked about earlier, namely the idea once popular with Western scientists that men and women are different by nurture instead of nature. The “blank slate” theory says that everything we know is derived as a consequence of sense perception observations, and until we start experiencing things we are like a computer without a program.

The first modern Western Philosopher to pick up on this argument was Immanuel Kant. He talked about the idea of “Synthetic Judgment a priori”, he said the laws of mathematics, for example, are buried in the mind at birth, they are not derived from empirical observation of the world around us. He said the sense perceptions would not work with this synthetic judgement a priori.

In other words man is not born as a blank slate, he comes into this world with knowledge inside him waiting to be applied and uncovered.

In the Phaedo I said: “before we began to see or hear or use the other senses we must somewhere have gained a knowledge of abstract or absolute equality, in order to begin comparing the equals which we perceive by the senses.” Or, if you like, we can’t have a chicken without an egg.

Also: “When people are questioned, if you put the questions well, they answer correctly of themselves about everything; and yet if they had not within them some knowledge and right reason, they could not do this. And that this is so is shown most clearly if you take them to mathematical diagrams or anything of that sort.”

R: You mean in the same way animals have instinct, humans have the laws of mathematics and physics and language and many other things embedded inside them awaiting to be utilized?

S: But the difference is that humans evolve in a way animals don’t. Animals are more timeless, humans seem to bring much more with them. For example, language took a long time to develop, but now it comes naturally and rapidly to man. Likewise many other skills including writing and mathematics now come far more easily than they once did.

So instead of talking about instinct lets talk about our unconscious mind. The power of the newly born unconscious does not on its own suggest reincarnation, it could also come out of something like Carl Jung’s idea of the “collective unconscious”. But the special gifts some are born with hint at something like previous lives.

As Henry Ford put it: "I adopted the theory of reincarnation when I was 26 [years old]. Genius is experience. Some seem to think that it is a gift or talent, but [I think] it is the fruit of long experience in many [past] lives."

Of course, there are lots of other arguments, for example the stories recalled by those who have had “out of body experiences”, and the “near dead experience” described in the aforementioned Myth of Er is but one of these.

R: But, there is the problem of increasingly population. According to statisticians there are more people alive today than have ever lived before. That makes reincarnation impossible!

S: Reincarnation does have serious problems, but that’s not one of them. There are two obvious solutions, think about it for a moment and tell me what the most obvious answer is…

R: I guess the most obvious answer is that not everyone has a past life.

S: Of course, even the “Myth of Er” talks about lots of new souls incarnating for the first time. Since the goal of reincarnation is to escape the cycle of earthly rebirth, without new souls we would have a constantly decreasing global population.

R: But that creates another problem. If wise souls are dropping out all the time, and population is expanding because new souls are coming on board all the time, the world is not really evolving, it’s going backwards. Also the contrast between the new people and the old people would be pretty dramatic. It would make for a very disjointed world.

S: Let’s not get too involved in the mechanical detail of reincarnation at this point. Let’s just talk about the idea in a broad philosophical way. For example, Nietzsche used the idea of reincarnation as a thought experiment to argue that suffering and loss are good.

R: Ah the famous Nietzsche idea that “What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger”.

S: That’s right, we touched on this same point a moment ago. The evolutionary utility that pain serves points to a philosophical inconsistency between the Christian model of a loving God and the evolutionary reality of earthly life, and the philosophical inconsistency is solved by the reincarnation model.

R: But the Ancient Greeks didn’t know the theory of evolution, so they couldn’t have made this Nietzschen argument connecting biological evolution and reincarnation.

S: The Ancient Greeks were extremely talented big picture thinkers who guessed many things such as the fact that matter is made out of tiny atoms surrounded by space. They also developed a primitive theory of biological evolution which included the idea of unfit species dying out.

R: That’s incredible!

S: I am not so sure, I think biological evolution is an intuitively obvious idea.

R: Really?

S: Look when Darwin’s theory of evolution was announced it spread like wildfire. In fact, it spread far faster through the masses than through the scientific community. The masses didn’t understand it, in those early days even the biologists didn’t even understand it, genetics hadn’t even been invented, yet the theory just clicked inside people. Basically Darwin waved his hand and everyone was hooked, he didn’t net them with proof. Why? Because evolution is a deeply appealing philosophically intuitive idea.

Likewise the intuitively appealing theory of reincarnation is that mankind evolves into God, or something along those lines. Today, seeing how modern technology is making man more powerful, it is much easier to imagine such an endpoint, so I think it is much easier for people to grasp the theory of reincarnation today.

R: You mean mankind actually evolves into God, mankind becomes omniscient and omnipotent etc?

S: Into God or something God like, it doesn't matter. Notice that one of the big philosophical contrasts between Christianity and Eastern religion is that the Eastern mystics say “follow me and become God”, the Christian says “follow me and be saved by God”.

R: Yes, like the Gnostics. They think of men as caged Gods. It’s more ambitious than Christianity.

S: In fact, in order to understand the basic philosophical principles underlying reincarnation, let’s compare it with the simpler model of heaven and hell. It’s much easier to understand things by talking about pairs of opposites rather than single concepts.

I hope you don’t find this too controversial, but a discussion of the Christian model of afterlife naturally begins with a discussion of the Jewish “slave religion”. I will try to keep my tone under control, it’s all too easy to sound like a Nietzschian misanthrope when discussing this subject.

The Jews were slaves, their master’s word was law, their life revolved around a set of rules. The Jews had no money, no social status, no outlet for ambition or creativity, they simply obeyed the rules and took what they could from the remained of life.

The Jewish religion reflects this viewpoint, it revolves around a set of moral laws which must be obeyed under all circumstances, yet outside of these laws the individual is free to do whatever he lives.

Our reincarnation model focuses on the development of wisdom. At the height of the Roman Empire stoic philosophers such as Marcus Aurelius championed personal excellence and integrity. These “self development” concepts are scalar values which run to infinity.

But the Jewish religion measures development along a binary scale. Obey the moral laws and you’re good, break them and you’re bad. All those who obey the rules are equally good, they all go to heaven at death etc. The scalar measure of wisdom in missing, human life is no longer evolving, it’s a binary model caught in timelessness.

Tell me, what do we call people who think in black and white not shades of grey?

R: Primitive, childish, or naïve people.

S: That’s right, the binary rather than scalar measurement of good etc is primitive. In Ancient Greece we associated it with the slave mentality. Plato’s Protagoras recalls a discussion of mine about binary thinking. It goes something like this:

Do you realize that most people are not going to be convinced by us? Most people are unwilling to follow what they think is for the best, instead they focus on pain and pleasure in the simplest possible way. They don’t believe, as we do, that wisdom should overrule pain and pleasure. Come, let’s try to persuade people to take a more sophisticated viewpoint.

We are all idealistic philosophers, said my companions, why do we want to investigate what ordinary people think? Going back to basics, I explain, will aid the discussion.

So the opinion we want to investigate is the idea that good is whatever is pleasant and bad is whatever is painful. Isn’t that what they say? They divide the world into good and bad according to pleasure and pain, and pursue the good and avoid the bad. Or perhaps it is enough to simply live a life without pain, to avoid the bad. Yet this simple position is absurd.

Imagine oneself on the edge of a cliff with a dog and a steak. Steak is pleasurable good, death is painful bad. But if one hurls the steak over the cliff, and the dog is stupid enough, it will leap after the steak, enjoy a tasty dinner, then plunge to its death. So life requires intelligence, life requires calculation of future consequences, not mindless behaviourism.

In the same way pleasant things like food or drink can have ruinous consequences if overindulged. Life is in fact a process of measurement, of weighing the positives and negatives, both in the current moment and the future. Just as objects which are far away appear smaller than objects nearby, so pleasure in the now appears greater than pain in the future.

So our wellbeing relies on making intelligent decisions about pleasure/pain and now/future, it’s a sort of arithmetic, an art of measurement.

So advanced philosophy talks about scalar concepts, and binary measurements of good are primitive. Does that make sense?

R: Absolutely.

S: Now let’s look at how Jesus reformed the primitive Jewish religion. He abolished most of the moral laws and said one should try to be as loving as possible. So love became a metric not a binary measure, which meant that man was always aspiring to greater love, he was never perfect. So Christianity became a religion of “self development”.

Yet at the same time Jesus didn’t go so far as to say that the more loving man was better or would be better rewarded in the afterlife, he kept the basic principle of equality. So in Christianity everyone is living in sin, because they are not infinitely loving, yet they are redeemed at death by God. Thus Christianity is a mixture of “self development” and “divine redemption”.

Yet can you see that these two essences are self contradictory?

R: Yes, self development says we must be more that what we are, but divine redemption says we are OK as we are anyway. It echoes the earlier argument about the Eastern idea of man evolving into God compared to the Christian idea of man remaining forever a child of God.

S: The more you think about Christianity the worse it gets. One of it’s biggest failings is the goal of self development. How you would describe it?

R: The Christian goal is love.

S: And how do you describe this love?

R: As a warm emotional feeling which manifest in behaviour patterns such as “turn the other cheek”.

S: Do you think that is a godlike perspective?

R: I see what you mean, it feels like a pretty one sided viewpoint on God. It doesn’t sit at all well with the idea of evolution.

S: It’s hard to comprehend God in a warm emotional way, but even if leave God out of it and focus on human evolution, over emphasis on warm emotional love is destructive.

R: As you said in the first Chapter the Puritans rejected it, and embraced a sort of tough love.

S: But do you really think evolution can be sensibly described as tough love? Schopenhauer became a fan of reincarnation after focusing on the issue of worldly suffering. Did God build a world in which physical pain and pleasure are balanced? Imagine, he said, the feelings of pleasure felt by an animal eating another animal, and the feelings of pain felt by the animal being eaten! So, my friend, put that God forsaken image into your Christian love pipe and smoke it, so to speak!

R: Christians who can’t cope with the “problem of evil” become atheists, they don’t take up some new religious viewpoint with a different perspective on God. How can God be non-loving, that’s blasphemy!

S: Ok, now it starts to get complicated. You have to look at the problem through the hard eyes of the Zen Master, not the watery eyes of the ideologue. In the last chapter we briefly came across the simple idea of a duality in Catholicism and Puritanism, but now we have a really fearsome two headed monster to defeat. Once you have truly conquered this prehistoric hermaphrodite you are cured of Judeo-Christian nonsense forever, and can pin a silver medallion called “Philosophy 001” to your chest.

You must defeat this monster by calm detachment, whereas the monster tries to defeat you by simultaneously mesmerising you with one of its heads whilst revolting you with the other. Many ideas in philosophy are bifurcated in this way, and skilful Sophists can exploit these paradoxes to convince ordinary people of anything in logical debate. This is why John Maynard Keynes urged his fellow economists to treat life as a complex system and rely on statistics not pure maths. This bifurcation is not the Jungian idea of the shadow, which is the perverted version of a personality. It is the idea of the yin and yang duality, the idea that truth can be approached from alternate perspectives, or truth is composed of alternate essences. So:

Imagine a father and a mother caring for their children. The mother nurtures her children, she protects them from harm, she treats them as equals, she lets them play freely. The father, on the other hand, encourages his children to climb trees even though they may hurt themselves, he is concerned with the evolution of his children, he doesn't see them as equals, he makes them work.

In one case we have the Christian model of God - the loving shepherd who tends to his flock. In the other case we have the Eastern model of God - the Philosopher King who cares about the evolutionary advancement of humanity not individual suffering. Maternal religions typically have a utopian paradise which every worthy individual achieves at death, paternal religions typically have a cycle of reincarnation in which individuals are gradually perfected by painful challenge.

To the mother the father is a head in the clouds tyrant who does not care about freedom and suffering. But to the father the mother is a down to earth fool who does not care about truth or growth.

So think now not about nurturing maternal love, think about wise paternal love. Imagine God as a detached paternal Philosopher King who takes his joy from human evolution, the death of millions in plague is just a note in his marvellous cosmic symphony. Death is an illusion, we reincarnate, wisdom is all that matters. God is not really heartless, but comprehending his love requires the enlightenment to transcend both individualism and time, to become aware of ourselves not as mortal humans but as immortal atoms of God.

R: Socrates I think it’s clicked. I have both heads in view, but the right hand head feels frightening. I can’t fault his logic and idealism, but we started by talking about human happiness. How can this paternal love which brings so much pain be happy? Are you throwing away the concept of happiness now? I want my mother to run the world!

S: First, remember that real life has to mix these essences. Without a bit of maternal love we wouldn’t survive long enough for our father to start hurting us. Second, remember the viewpoint of the mountaineer who loves climbing more than comfort. So it’s about blending pain and pleasure, and it’s also about blending bodily pain and pleasure with pain and pleasure in the soul.

Schopenhauer is not wrong about pain, but he never quite grasped the totality of it. For example, if a person is very wise, he notices that even the pains of old age come with their compensations.

From Plato’s Phaedo: Socrates, whose legs had been in pain from the chains, began feeling pleasure the moment he was released. Sitting up on the couch, he bent and rubbed his leg, saying, as he was rubbing: How singular is the thing called pleasure, and how curiously related to pain, which might be thought to be the opposite of it; for they are never present to a man at the same instant, and yet he who pursues either is generally compelled to take the other; their bodies are two, but they are joined by a single head. And I cannot help thinking that if Aesop had remembered them, he would have made a fable about God trying to reconcile their strife, and how, when he could not, he fastened their heads together; and this is the reason why when one comes the other follows…

R: It’s so radical.

S: No, the challenge is egotistical. Early Age of Enlightenment philosophers couldn’t make the leap, Spinoza, for example, idiotically imagined a God who didn’t care about humanity. You can make the jump by focusing on the appalling failures of Christianity, allow you to break free of the Judeo-Christian Western mindset.

The dogmatic maternal viewpoint of Christianity encapsulates many flaws including the binary concept we talked about earlier. These flaws have their roots both in the abstract model, and the mathematics connected with it. Take the issue of infinity. At one time people felt that those improperly buried would live in torment for eternity. But surely it’s obvious to you that this a laughable idea incompatible with any intelligent model of God?

R: Yes it seems very silly, very primitive.

S: In fact any religious model which condemns a man to eternal suffering based on choices made during a finite lifetime seems absurd does it not?

R: Yes, I think for anyone who understands mathematics it is a pretty silly idea. Modern Christianity doesn’t talk with any degree of certainty about the afterlife these days, I think they pretty much say everyone goes to heaven.

S: People who think about God in a maternal way can also develop an issue with individualism. They start thinking they are God’s Gift instead of God’s Puppet. I think a lot of people today could identify with this fault if they dared to think about it.

R: Yes, the viewpoint that we are individuals, that we are all equal, and that we live in the here and now, all connect with the idea that happiness is freedom from physical pain instead of evolution.

S: That’s right. And this viewpoint also expresses itself in the nature of the afterlife. The Christians talk about heaven as a sort of pointless paradise where everyone is perfectly happy. Obviously it came out of the Judaic slave religion which imagined life as pure suffering compensated at death with paradise. But it’s hopeless.

But we could talk all day about the problems of Christian cosmological model, instead I want you to imagine Christianity as a film.

R: What film?

S: A sort of sweet inspiring film which two thousand years ago inspired all the slaves to greater idealism, but which is so full of holes that it is bound to sink as the world advances. Have you seen the film Barbed Wire with Pamela Anderson?

R: Maybe Socrates, but I fear it was instantly forgettable and I just can’t remember.

S: Well let’s hope it hasn’t left a mark, like some kind of previous life, because it was indeed a very bad film!

In one scene Pamela Anderson ducks behind a wooden table, and three men armed with sub machine guns empty their magazines into the table from point black range. When they have run out of ammo, and as they are trying to reload their guns, Pamela pops up and shoots them all dead.

R: Yes films are not much good with things like that. Bullets don’t pass though solid objects, helicopter gun ships empty zillions of rounds and rockets but James Bond never gets hurt etc.

S: I don’t think the director of Barbed Wire thought the scene was comic, he just was trying to project excitement, and he guessed the viewers wouldn’t notice. But I have to say, it broke the spell for me.

Now I think Christianity is bit like this film. The average person today doesn’t notice the problems and the spell is not quite broken. But for the more advanced thinker the whole edifice comes crashing down.

Maybe Nietzsche thought there is something right about Christianity somewhere, but he saw so many holes that it turned him into an anti-Christian zealot. It’s been more than a hundred years since top thinkers like Nietzsche started getting upset about the failure of Christianity, now even your scientists are picking up on the problems. Richard Dawkins, for example, wrote a best selling, but philosophically pitiful book called “The God Delusion”.

What we need is a new film for the more advanced thinker. In fact, this reminds me of a conversation I had just the other day. I was at a heavenly airport waiting for a flight down to you when a fellow from Eastern Turkey arrived on an incoming flight and asked me if I had seen his spiritual guide. I suggested he wait where he is and the guide would turn up sooner or later.

Can you believe, Mehmet had turned up in heaven wearing a shiny suit and carrying his laptop! He was so proud of it he just couldn’t let do. It was ugly as sin and covered in shop floor stickers. Have you noticed how some people keep the stickers on their laptop, their phone and their TV? Steve Jobs knows a bit about idealism, he wisely sells his gadgets without stickers just in case one of them is bought by someone who doesn’t get it. Anyway, I hid my stickerless and beautiful iPad as quickly as I could, I didn’t want to embarrass him, although he probably wouldn’t have noticed.

We started talking about films, you know films and plays are a popular subject up in heaven, they sort of remind us acting out reincarnation. Mehmet told me his favourite film is “The Titanic”. I wasn’t there to judge him, but I like to help people think a bit more deeply. So I asked him: “If any film critic were to criticise The Titanic, what might they criticise it for”. Mehmet said he would ‘phone a friend’ on Skype. At first I though they were fighting, but then I realised Mehmet talked loudly naturally. Maybe his friends and family don’t have open minds, so he had learned to shout a little louder.

Eventually Mehment eventually reached a decision. He said: “I have discussed this subject with several friends, and we have concluded that your question is a conspiracy! The Titanic is the best film in the world, it has no flaws, and no righteous critic could possibly claim it has any”.

After that Mehmet asked me what my favourite film is. I couldn’t decide, but he had a short attention span so I just said “The Seven Samurai”. It’s a very famous black and white Japanese film made by Akira Kurosawa in 1954, which must have been an interesting time in Japanese history. The allied occupation of Japan had only just ended, and the Japanese economic miracle was still a decade away. The film itself is set at another interesting time in Japanese history, the end of the Samurai era in the late 1500s. The grandeur is gone, the Samurai are starving. For Westerns, the Eastern vision is intriguing, and for traditional Christians it doesn’t come any more radical than Japanese militarism.

It’s also a very a powerful film with lots of interesting psychological dilemmas, it’s much more balanced than your average Western film which, for example, either glorifies life or portrays it as hopeless. Every idea is shown in contrast to its opposite, we have peasants and samurai, samurai and bandits, weak and strong, emotional and intellectual fighters. It not a film that makes you feel any particular one thing, except perhaps a sort of general joy.

One of the many interesting characters is a Samurai of exceptional talent who has Zen like self control. We first see him in a wooden sword fight. Both combatants strike at each other simultaneously and both blows connect. His opponent claims victory but the master says: no you are wrong, I was clearly ahead. His opponent flies into a range and demands they fight with real swords. The master has no emotional reaction at all, he just says don’t be silly I will kill you easily, it’s a pointless waste of your life. The opponent can not contain his rage, he draws a real sword and is slain immediately and effortlessly by the master.

Later in the film the master demonstrates exceptional courage, skill and selflessness. Yet guns are just coming into circulation, and the master is eventually slain by a shot. This remarkable life is snuffed in out in a moment by a worthless bandit with a gun. Was the death of the samurai worth it, no one can say, but they fought a marvellous battle marvellously, and died better than they were born.

Mehmet had never seen the film, so he downloaded it on uTorrent. He was pretty impressed with the internet connection up in heaven, and for the first time in life he wasn’t a pirate, there’s no copyright upstairs. So the big moment came and the magnificent film started up on his old laptop. A couple of Samurais appeared, jumping around making noises with Japanese music in the background. Mehment was obvious shocked, his face screwed up, he leaded back, then forward looking at the screen trying to figure out what made these scratchy old images of Japan so fascinating. After a few minutes he said to me “I am sticking with the Titanic”.

I think Western culture is a bit like this story. You can’t read Plato anymore, you miss the substance of it, the stories look as out of date to you as the Seven Samurai did to Mehmet. Likewise the old visions of Christianity have passed their sell by date. So the Church has built a new Christianity that looks a bit like the Titanic, but it’s still as full of holes as Pamela Anderson’s Barbed Wire.

So let build a new film. The theme is of course reincarnation. Instead of thinking about the attributes of enlightenment, let’s think about the fruits of enlightenment. What is the outcome of Christian love supposed to be?

R: Heaven

S: And what is heaven like? Is it individualistic or cohesive?

R: It says love thy neighbour, not oneself! It’s cohesive.

S: We need this cohesion too, remember we talked about reincarnation as the coming together of individual and social happiness. So let’s think of a cohesive picture, and add intellectual shape to this colour.

When a flock a birds flies they make a V shape in the sky. Because of aerodynamic effects, the lead bird exerts the greatest effort, and as a consequence of that the birds are forever changing position as they run low on energy. Each bird gives everything it can, the flock is made from a selfless hive of atoms which together achieve maximal efficiency by their communal effort.

R: Beautiful, but exhausting. Shouldn’t utopian paradise be effortless?

S: Slaves think working is exhausting, but many freedmen love their work. Let’s imagine that flying is pleasurable.

R: But isn’t this a big hole? If flying was pure fun there would be no incentive to laze around. Utopia happens automatically.

S: Again imagine it as the mountain climber. His pleasure comes from both the challenge and the successful climb. His time perspective extends beyond the moment, likewise his perspective is bigger than himself, he grasps the bigger picture.

R: Ok so our birds are enlightened, they have overcome the Schopenhauer dilemma, they don’t care only about bodily pleasures in the here and now, they live for all embracing eternity so to speak.

S: Great! Notice that our utopia needs to blend pleasure and pain, work and rest and many other things, but there is another category of concepts which exist in a sort of itself-by-itself way. These are our more sacred goals. For example, we don’t want to blend wisdom and ignorance, nor individualism and collectivism, nor justice and injustice.

Now in this utopian paradise what is that people do? I mean do they all do the same thing or different things?

R: I am not sure, maybe they should all play the harp!

S: Everyone doing the same thing sounds boring doesn’t it? Don’t we want as much creativity as possible? Let’s have people doing different things.

R: Then our vision is less a flock a birds and more a hive of bees!

S: That’s it exactly. Every member of society has his special skill, he devotes himself to it completely and in the process takes pleasure from perfecting himself in the pursuit of the common good.

R: What about flipping burgers? How can anyone get anything out of that?

S: There was a time when every American child started with a paper round and then worked at McDonalds. It was a beautiful part of the American growing up process. Of course we don’t want people being stifled, that’s the trick.

R: It’s the very opposite of modern political philosophy, which conceives of man taking happiness from purchased materialistic pleasures. There is something a bit non-human about all this, you are stripping away the ego in selflessness intelligence and building the sort of perfect uncorrupted bureaucrat Max Webber dreamed about.

S: Yes it the opposite of modern libertarianism. They talk about government getting out of the way of the individual, imposing as few duties on him as possible, and leaving his ego alone no matter how ugly it ends up. Also, they claim all individuals abuse power and can only be kept in check by the laws of capitalism.

R: That’s what they say, but no one really believes the laws of capitalism create good. In practice they imagine the man turning into a robot and milking him, trading pleasures for the communal good. It’s dark vision of painful milking, but it’s regarded as a necessary evil for the individual and society to hold together.

S: Whereas in our brave New Platonic Republic pleasure is virtuous work and it delivers perfect justice. So there is no asymmetric conflict between the individual and the state, the gap between the one and the many has vanished in one pure light.

R: The problem is it relies on everyone being enlightened. Mehmet isn’t ready!

S: So the primary goal of government is?

R: To make people enlightened.

S: Which will make them?

R: Perfectly socially useful.

S: And?

R: Perfectly happy.

S: What do you think?

R: I think it’s a crazy film. All this communal idealism sounds nice enough when you describe is as birds or bees, but what about ants? Have you come across the Star Trek idea of the ‘Borg’? The Borg are cybernetically enhanced life forms organized as an interconnected collective hive. They are eating up the universe, forcefully assimilating all intelligent life forms in the search for self perfection and mastery of the universe. They are supposedly the most powerful force in the universe and “resistance is futile”. When the Borg capture new planets they implant microchips into everyone they find, making them part of the collective. Individual members always claim to live in bliss, they have no fear of death or hardship, nor any individual needs, they are communal ants taking over the universe! Funnily enough the rest of the universe prefers to stay the way they are and Federation is engaged in a perpetual war against them which it is gradually loosing.

I think there is there is something in this terrifying vision. When a Westerner looks across at China the communal idealism is terrifying. In China, I hear, they have entire cities devoted to the manufacture of just one thing, a plastic toys city, a jeans city, a paper towel city, you name it. Hardly anyone earns any money, all the profits are ploughed back into infrastructure, making the country ever more powerful and economically unstoppable, it’s a bit like socialism without a heart, and capitalism without freedom.

So China is the new vision of the Borg, your new Sparta I guess. So far they haven’t started assimilating the world, but one day they might. We will all be implanted with cybernetic chips made by Huawei, then everyone in the world will work 18 hours a day without a break in pursuit of perfection, disabled children will be terminated at birth, childcare will be collective, we will all have flashing chips implanted into our hands, and anyone too old to work will be disintegrated! Once the Chinese Borg has conquered the world, and we are all living in sky scrapers five kilometres high, they will start flying around the universe trying to assimilate anyone else they can find.

Of course I am exaggerating, but these Chinese really do seem to know almost no limits. Did you hear about the Three Georges Dam? They moved one and half million people out of their homes to build the words largest hydroelectric dam, it’s designed to make as much electricity as twenty nuclear reactors. But the people, or rather ants, were not given a choice, they were just told one day that the cities, towns and villages they had lived in all their lives in would be flooded. Protest was suppressed, it was done deal. Some elite scientist dreams up some new idea and manifests it like a God, all humanity is gone.

S: Is China beautiful?

R: I don’t think so, it’s a concrete jungle with air pollution and billionaires driving Lamborghinis. Why do ask?

S: Have you ever noticed, in films, that bad guys are always ugly?

R: You mean like Daft Vader, Lord Sauron, Dracula, the Wicked Witch etc?

S: That’s right. It’s an idea you see over and over, every poet talks about it. Evil is ugly. I think Oscar Wild wrote a whole book about it.

R: So you are saying if our Utopia is good, if the people are really happy, it will be beautiful?

S: That’s right?

R: And there is some kind of crazy Ancient Greek philosophical principle that links good and aesthetics?

S: That’s right.

R: Insane.

S: But does it help? If you imagine our hive not as a dark ants nest, but rather as a bright and beautiful clean and crystal filled utopia is it easier to believe?

R: Strangely enough, somehow yes.